On Break

November 10, 2008

I need to take a temporary leave of my blog. I’m still working on dial-up at home and therefore am rarely online. And to top things off my company has decided to eliminate all internet access for now. So, I actually have to work when I’m there. I know…crazy, huh? So, I just won’t be around as much. I’m more likely to come by and comment on your blogs, but don’t expect too many new posts in the near future. Look forward to reading everyone else blogs in the interim and I hope to be back to regular posting soon.

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Here’s To You – Part Deux

November 6, 2008

Green Apples & Kool Aid Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Stupid Name Private Hire DJ Guy.
(Mr. Stupid Name Private Hire DJ guy)

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You could have easily come up with any number of names to draw attention, but instead you chose one that reflects gang activity and flaunt it proudly.
(Somebody call the police)

You don’t care what your name implies or that you may never get hired as long as you never lose street cred while living in your mom’s garage.
(Sleeping next to the washer and dryer)

Cheap turntables purchased at a yard sale? Check. 80’s records? Check. Your 13 year old cousin to help you unload your stuff? Check.
(Gonna do the Electric Slide)

So crack open an ice cold beer, oh master of the record scratch, because being a self-centered jackass is what life’s all about.
(Mr. Stupid Name Private Hire DJ Guy)

Numero Uno


Rockin’ My Vote!

November 4, 2008

It’s election day! Time for everyone to get to the polls and vote. There was early voting in California, but the polls were packed and closed earlier so, I’m going to just vote today. I’m leaving work early to get my vote in. I’m not saying who I’m voting for because I won’t discuss politics on my blog. Drunken debauchery, yes. Politics, no. However, I do think it’s important that everyone gets out there and makes their vote count! So, get on it people!

Update: Well, I did my patriotic duty and voted. The polls were not packed for me so I was in and out of there in like 10 minutes.

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Now, I’m just waiting to see what the results are for the propositions.


It’s A Dead Man’s Party

October 31, 2008

That’s right folks. It’s the greatest day in October…Halloween!

I hope you all have a fantastic day. I have to get through the work day first. However, with all the potlucks and holiday nonsense then today shouldn’t be too bad. Then I can head off to my nightime shenanigans. I’m going to drink myself retarded tonight. Which shouldn’t be hard since all my previous years of drinking has already given me a head start. I am wearing a costume for the first time ever to work too. I am a referee, of course. Anyways, hope everyone makes it a great one no matter what you end up doing.


What, Me Obssesed?

October 28, 2008

So, as many of you so clearly know, I am a big St. Louis Rams fan. Anyone who knows me personally knows my obsession with football and my team. Some of you here have already mentioned that you now think of me when you hear anything related to the Rams. Well, I thought I’d give you all a sneak peek into my fanatics. This is only skimming the surface. I really do have tons of Rams related stuff.

Here’s just some of the stuff and clothing I have at home.

My cookie jar.

My cookie jar.

My bobbleheads from years ago. The only one of those players still on the team is Orlando Pace.

My bobbleheads from years ago. The only one of those players still on the team is Orlando Pace.

Mini footballs and my mini gorilla. Those are decoration spiderwebs for Halloween, I'm not that dirty.

Mini footballs and my mini gorilla. Those are decoration spiderwebs for Halloween.

My towel.

My towel.

Pillows

Pillows

Blanket (just one of many)

Blanket (just one of many)

Footwear

Footwear

 

Clothing (Sorry the pic is upside down)

Clothing (Sorry the pic is upside down)

More clothes

More clothes

Even more clothes

Even more clothes

Are you starting to get an idea of just how much of a fan I am yet? And these are only a few things. I didn’t feel like taking pictures of everything. Plus, I’ve already posted the pics of my furniture and of the things I have at work.

I’ll leave you with these last couple of things.

Hanging from my rear view mirror in my car

Hanging from my rear view mirror in my car

And always around my neck

And always around my neck

So, there you have it. A bit of how far my love for my team goes. Now, I’m sure you’ll all think of me from now on whenever the Rams are mentioned.

EDIT: Here’s a couple more things I found in my desk at work.

Old L.A. Rams trading cards

Old L.A. Rams trading cards

A tin of Rams chewing gum. Yeah, I know, only me.

A tin of Rams chewing gum. Yeah, I know, only me.


I Shall Return Shortly

October 25, 2008

I won’t be online until tomorrow night. So, I won’t be available to hear the congrats if my Rams win or the crap talking (jerks) if they lose. However I will come by either happy or sad and discuss the hopeful win. Until then folks.

Update: Damnit! We lost.


Happy Birthday Mr. Yankovic…

October 23, 2008

That’s right,  today is “Weird Al” Yankovic’s birthday. And come on…who doesn’t love Weird Al. I remember discovering Weird Al back as a wee youngin’ and being highly amused at his parody songs. This is the guy that made the accordion cool again. I know at least for me, I knew his song lyrics better than the originals. So, I had to send out birthday wishes to the guy who kept me entertained for so many years! Here’s a little mix video of some of his songs…enjoy!