I’m Alive!

As some of you may have already heard, we did have an earthquake here in Los Angeles yesterday. Turns it out it was a 5.4 after all. There was no major damage or injuries other than some shaken nerves. Especially mine…I really hate the quakes.:( At least I haven’t felt any of the aftershocks and last I checked there’s been over 50. Anyways, thanks to those who checked on me. Just want to let everyone know I’m okay.

My blog only received minor damages.

Sammiches!

I can’t eat food off of the lunch truck because to me they’ll always be “roach coaches”, but I love them for things like this!

They looked at me funny when I took the picture since I didn’t buy anything. But this was too fantastic to not document!

Ezekiel 25:17

Thanks to the blasphemous posting of a grow your own Jesus by fellow blogger JoshC and comments of dohopoki, I now feel the need to protect myself from the wrath of God! Therefore, I will now have to purchase myself some Armor of God pajama’s.

Actually these things are kind of snazzy! Notice the spiffy shield that accompanies them to block out the sinners! I think I’m going to wear these while walking the dog.

I’m One Of Them!

I’ve become one of those pet owners who goes overboard celebrating their dog’s birthday! Today I purchased my dog her very own doggie cake!!! It’s actually a pretty cool cake and not too bad at $20.

The edge is a little messed up because she jumped up trying to get at her cake. It smelled really good! And tasted good too. Yeah, I tried it. It tasted like a peanut butter cake…yum!

Here’s my girl anxiously awaiting to dig in to her cake. And in my defense look how stinking cute she is. How can I not buy her a cake…Oh, God…I’m really becoming one of them…sigh.

And of course the frosting on the nose picture…

And the thing that officially reserved me a spot in the dorky pet owner club…I bought her a Swarovski crystal collar that cost me a cool $60!!!!

So, that’s how I spent my Saturday afternoon. Yeah, I’m a goober, but I don’t really plan to have kids so I spoil my dog. I now officially resign myself from the human race…thank you and good night!

Update: My dog was added to the Dog Bakery’s website. She’s a celebrity now. I think I hear the paparazzi outside.

I Salute You…

Green Apples & Kool Aid presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today I salute you…
Mr. Green Geo Metro Driver Guy
(Mr. Green Geo Metro Driver Guy)

Some say you should drive a truck
And some say ‘why is this middle aged man still driving around in a pod instead of an SUV?’
(No big truck for me)

You drive proud as women point and laugh.
You still have the plastic license plate frame from the used car dealership you bought it at.
(Crazy Al’s house of cars and tacos)

Hawaiian shirt – check
Plastic Sunglasses - check
New green furry dice to hang from your rear view mirror – check
(Cruising for some women)

So crack open an ice cold beer oh admiral of the ageless car
Because even though you’re 56, you’ll never stop driving a car even teenage girls would be embarrassed to be seen in.

(Mr. Green Geo Metro Driver Guy)

Poppycock!

The air conditioning in my office is on the fritz. It’s freaking hot in here!!! How hot you say? Let me show you.

That’s how damn hot! And we’re talking indoors! It’s actually cooler outside! BTW, that’s about 29 Celsius for you non Fahrenheit folks. So, today has been miserable at work. Damn Mondays and damn broken AC in the summer!!!

I’m Drowning In Cards!

I decided to go through my closets this weekend and came across the ridiculous amounts of sports trading cards I have ! I had forgotten about these bad boys, but I have tons of them from baseball, basketball, football, to hockey and beyond.

And the picture above is only a minor taste. Let’s go ahead and see the boxes filled with trading cards I have.

Box 1:

And those smaller boxes in there are filled with cards as well.

Box 2:

And yes that box in the middle is an old school McDonald’s wings box. What? You don’t remember the wings?? Then that means you’re too young. Thanks for making me feel jurassic.

Box 3:

Those boxes are full folks! We’re talking a good 20 lbs (at least) of trading cards! Sweet Jeebus I have a lot of these damn things! I don’t even know what to do with them! I’d have to go through them and seperate them, but that’s a lot of work. I guess they’ll just have to hang out in the closet a few more years. I did take a quick little browse through these…and I don’t just have sports cards. Here’s a few other gems I found.

Beatles trading cards! Yep, that’s Paul, George, Ringo and John themselves!!! And I have a few of these!

I’m sure there is probably more, but I just didn’t want to go scattering through all the boxes to look for more. But as cool as having Beatles trading cards, nothing beats the next one I found.

Yeah, that’s Vanilla Ice suckas’! And with that I end this post. Word to your motha’!

Ugh…

My friend at work picked me up a chicken breakfast buritto. It was ginormous!

It was also freaking delicious. I only ate half of it, but I still feel like I want to throw up a little…and now I’m sleepy too. Damn you buritto and your tempting flavors! I need a nap. That is all.

Yowza!

I’m usually in my office about 45 minutes by myself in the morning. I rarely pay attention to my surroundings when I’m walking around, but today I noticed a few things my co-workers have that I normally wouldn’t have paid much attention to.

First, thing that caught my eye was in the break room refrigerator.

Someone actually had their lunch in a Spiderman lunch bag! I think the bag is kind of cool being the Spiderman loving freak that I am. However, I’ve never brought my lunch in a Spidey bag! I’m going to be so curios as to who’s this is now! I’m sure it’s one of those things where they probably just grabbed one of their kids lunch bags or something, but still funny.

The next thing I saw was an interesting choice of art on a desk.

I know the picture is kind of dark, but this is a cat riding on a dolphins back as it jumps out of the water. What the…??? I don’t know who sketched this and why someone would put it on their desk. It’s odd I never saw this before since I’ve walked by this person’s desk often.

Finally, the winner of bizarre crap people I work with have…

I present to you the winking Jesus giving you a thumbs up! And you can’t tell from this picture, but the bottom says “Buddy Christ”. Holy hell, my coworkers have some weird stuff! Actually the Jesus made me laugh. My desk is so plain because I can’t have too much stuff around when I’m trying to work. But I think i need to get some crazy things to put on it now after seeing this stuff!

Welcome To My New Home!

So, I’ve joined the ranks of many of my fellow bloggers and decided to switch to a wordpress blog. Blogger was just starting to bug me and I needed a new and improved place to ramble at. So, this will be my blog from now on. I’ll still keep my old blog up for a while before officially deleting it.

Also, my new moniker is ‘dc12′ instead of just ‘DC’ because wordpress requires 4 letters/digits. So, make a note of it. That way when I comment on your blogs you’ll know it’s me…not that it should be hard to figure out.

Update: I guess I can be ‘DC’. Sorry, I’m still figuring out some of the settings.